The sometimes confusing writings of a strange somewhat geeky person with a dislike of chain smoking alcoholic monkeys

It all began way back in the time before time when a guy was searching for a domain to register for an email account. Well, sort of…

It went on from there to the publishing juggernaut that you now see. Written by at least 7 trained monkeys, at least I put 7 there originally, who orbit the Earth in an abandoned Russian missile platform. Through the consumption of vast amounts of coffee, wine and cigarettes they come up with hundreds of amazing stories each day, but generally drink too much and forget them, lazy little blighters.

So instead I end up having to think of things to write and post them here.